...which is scouting for all the Jesus Dinosaur pictures I can find on the net! I credit this Boing Boing post for lighting that initial flame.
Dogs Playing Poker and Sad Clowns are sooooo the bad art of yesterday. Thanks to those crazy Creationists, I've found a veritable treasure trove of this stuff already. Here's a sample:
Oh man! Look at that scale! If that really is a Brontosaurus Jesus Christ is side-saddling, that'd make him as tall as an office building!
Here's one with a more realistic scale. Yes, indeed if Jesus had ridden a dinosaur, a velociraptor would have been the perfect size.
That's some wild conjecture right there. Abso-frickin-lutely insane. This person OBVIOUSLY took some liberties with those coloring hints and made Jesus white. Who says the Flesh of Christ can't be more chocolate? Frankly...I'm a believer of Black Jesus..
Wurd. Now that's what I'm talking about. 
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Holy Crap! I cannot believe that coloring page... On behalf of the sane Christians in the world, I just want to apologize... a lot... Oh, and Jesus a Jew. That would likely make him black hair, tan skin.
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