Saturday, June 30, 2007

This Is My New Religion...


...which is scouting for all the Jesus Dinosaur pictures I can find on the net! I credit this Boing Boing post for lighting that initial flame.

Dogs Playing Poker and Sad Clowns are sooooo the bad art of yesterday. Thanks to those crazy Creationists, I've found a veritable treasure trove of this stuff already. Here's a sample:

Oh man! Look at that scale! If that really is a Brontosaurus Jesus Christ is side-saddling, that'd make him as tall as an office building!



Here's one with a more realistic scale. Yes, indeed if Jesus had ridden a dinosaur, a velociraptor would have been the perfect size.


That's some wild conjecture right there. Abso-frickin-lutely insane. This person OBVIOUSLY took some liberties with those coloring hints and made Jesus white. Who says the Flesh of Christ can't be more chocolate? Frankly...I'm a believer of Black Jesus.

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Wurd. Now that's what I'm talking about.






Thursday, June 7, 2007

Cross Country Road Trip


Created with Paul's flickrSLiDR.
In April, I moved to Los Angeles,CA from New Jersey by cramming all my possessions into my trusty '98 Saturn SL1 4-Door Sedan.

To keep me alive, my friend Erin Finnegan came along for the ride.
She was an awesome navigator, driver, bodyguard, therapist, deejay and friend throughout the whole experience. I would have never made it (alive and sane) without her!

Our journey took us:

Day 1: NJ to Ohio

Day 2: Ohio to Kansas City, MO

Day 3: Missouri to Colorado

Day 4: Rest in Colorado

Day 5: Colorado to Nevada

Day 6: Nevada to Los Angeles, CA!

Here are the photos from our journey...