This Is My New Religion...

...which is scouting for all the Jesus Dinosaur pictures I can find on the net! I credit this Boing Boing post for lighting that initial flame.

Dogs Playing Poker and Sad Clowns are sooooo the bad art of yesterday. Thanks to those crazy Creationists, I've found a veritable treasure trove of this stuff already. Here's a sample:

Oh man! Look at that scale! If that really is a Brontosaurus Jesus Christ is side-saddling, that'd make him as tall as an office building!

Here's one with a more realistic scale. Yes, indeed if Jesus had ridden a dinosaur, a velociraptor would have been the perfect size.

That's some wild conjecture right there. Abso-frickin-lutely insane. This person OBVIOUSLY took some liberties with those coloring hints and made Jesus white. Who says the Flesh of Christ can't be more chocolate? Frankly...I'm a believer of Black Jesus.

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On that note...who says Jesus was even human?

Wurd. Now that's what I'm talking about.

Cross Country Road Trip

Created with Paul's flickrSLiDR.
In April, I moved to Los Angeles,CA from New Jersey by cramming all my possessions into my trusty '98 Saturn SL1 4-Door Sedan.

To keep me alive, my friend Erin Finnegan came along for the ride.
She was an awesome navigator, driver, bodyguard, therapist, deejay and friend throughout the whole experience. I would have never made it (alive and sane) without her!

Our journey took us:

Day 1: NJ to Ohio

Day 2: Ohio to Kansas City, MO

Day 3: Missouri to Colorado

Day 4: Rest in Colorado

Day 5: Colorado to Nevada

Day 6: Nevada to Los Angeles, CA!

Here are the photos from our journey...

Divination Through Music

Ever notice how when you're going through a certain time of life...all the new music that pops up or that you hear for the first time begins to act like some weird soundtrack?

How else to explain my random encounters with these songs in the past couple of days?


Leaving Song- Vince Martin
Chicago- Sufjan Stevens
No Cars Go- Arcade Fire
Vertebrae- by Christine Fellows